that's what i've been hearing at work lately

"on your id you look like a 12-year old - you look 15 now" (when you think you're finally making progress...);
"you look like twiggy with this haircut" (if you also wonder who the hell twiggy is: http://www.twiggylawson.co.uk/ - by asking the who question you can make certain people feel old: 1:1);
"get off methadone" (referring to my creative comments);
"i think you need tranquilizers" (reffering to my proactive nature);
"you talk faster than GMS downloads" (right: the system IS slow!).

all of the above doesn't really lead to the bright idea i've got:

to form an NGO to save the trout!